A Timeline of Thoughts before Answering a Phone Call

Oh look! my phone is ringing

I'm so popular 

Oh its a number I don't recognize

Fuck, guess I'm not that popular

Should I answer it?

Better not, its probably a telemarketer

Telemarketers make me feel so awkward

I always wonder if they are like the guys on Workaholics

That job is DEFINITELY worse than my job

That makes me feel better

OH SHIT 

Could this be about that job I applied to last week? 

Ughhhh fuck I'm not in the right mindset for this

I guess I have to answer it now

Anyone who would really need me would leave a message

So I don't HAVE to answer 

But I probably should 

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck 

Let me just clear my throat a few times so I don't sound like idiot if I do decide to answer 

Well now that I've put this time in, I better answer 

Oh shit I hope it doesn't go to voicemail, its been awhile
I hope no one hears me

"Hello, This is Allison"
Shit, how did I end up sounding like such a tool after only saying four words
Probably cause I'm talking weirdly quietly
I still hope no one heard me

"Hello, this is your local county representative, Diane Rizzo!"

Thats it

I'm never answering the phone again